IRS:We hate"Life is Good" ...Continue Reading

A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ...Continue Reading

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his Secret Service detail if they were still secret. ...Continue Reading

They always rattle off their name so fast, you can't possibly catch it. Ask him his name at least three times, and then ask him to spell it. When that's done, ask, "What high school did you go to?"" ...Continue Reading

(these are from newspaper clippings!)Dong Dong (who's there?, ha, ha)Rick TitballDick Hunter ...Continue Reading

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" ...Continue Reading

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'?  How's it going?" Having already downed a few stiff drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ...  it just doesn't matter to me.  I ...Continue Reading

You can never put anything back in a box the way it came ...Continue Reading

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. ...Continue Reading