The past, present, and future walk into a room and it gets really tense. ...Continue Reading

Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise find a cure for the disease known as "IRS," thereby doing the job that an overpaid criminal CONgress should have done decades ago, in "Slime Trek." ...Continue Reading

 One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.  Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!  As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"  &quo ...Continue Reading

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressi ...Continue Reading

Remember the old slogan, "When EF Hutton speaks, people listen?" When Joe Biden speaks, people wonder. -- What did that doddering old fool just say? Does even he know? ...Continue Reading

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A fellow decided to have a Halloween party, with the theme being a costume that represents an emotion.  On the night of the party, the house began filling with people. A married couple entered, and the man said, "My costume's all brown because I feel like shit." His wife said, "All the colors? I have PMS." A beautiful woman entered, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves.  "I'm red with anger." A woman in a green dress arrived, stating she was green with envy.&nbs ...Continue Reading

Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading

Forget about ghosts and goblins. Joe Biden is our President! That is super-scary, considering not just the damage he's already done but the fact that he was installed by blatantly obvious fraud and everyone charged with the responsibility to stop such a thing let it happen. ...Continue Reading