February 23rd 2024 EST
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden took one look at his pot-bellied, cackling VP and, uh, forgot what he was going to say. ...Continue Reading
February 22nd 2024 EST
Ask him to turn the volume down. "It's so loud, it hurts my ears." After he does that, say, "What? I can't hear you." Keep playing this volume game back and forth until he hangs up in frustration. ...Continue Reading
February 21st 2024 EST
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Long WiwiCheam CreemsQuindarious Gooch ...Continue Reading
February 20th 2024 EST
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. ...Continue Reading
February 19th 2024 EST
IRS:ExpertsInAgony ...Continue Reading
February 18th 2024 EST
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. ...Continue Reading
February 17th 2024 EST
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. ...Continue Reading
February 16th 2024 EST
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden celebrated by walking up to his Secret Service detail and sniffing their hair. One responded by wrinkling his nose and asking, "Who just shit their pants?" ...Continue Reading
February 15th 2024 EST
Ask, "Did you hear that? It sounds like a toilet flushing. Are you in the bathroom?" After his answer say, "Now I have to go to the bathroom myself." ...Continue Reading
February 14th 2024 EST
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Jesus CondomCharity BeaverLong Wang ...Continue Reading
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