Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. ...Continue Reading

Brainless Biden has failed at everything he's done since being illegally installed in office as POTUS. No other POTUS has been a 100% failure. Even Obama got a few things right, and he managed to surpass Wilson as the worst POTUS of all time in terms of financial damage. Wilson still holds the record on death toll (6 million Jews in Hitlerland and 12 million in the USSR, plus all the other deaths in the two World Wars he caused), but Biden's pushing of the terribly unsafe experimental gene therapy has pushed him into a ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "How did you get this number?" You'll get some lame answer. Come back with, "Why are you asking for my dead brother (if a girl's name or dead sister if a guy's name -- so you really confuse the caller). ...Continue Reading

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning ...Continue Reading

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Inculcating FearViaUnlawful Aggression ...Continue Reading

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. ...Continue Reading

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. ...Continue Reading

When Joe Biden was little, his parents frequently took him to the zoo. Unfortunately, the zoo refused to take him in and they sent him right back to his parents. ...Continue Reading

If the caller asks you for by name, use some other name. For example, "Hello, may I speak to Jeff?" Reply with, "This is Dan" even if you are Jeff. This will confuse the scammer. Either he will ask again for Jeff, in which case you say "I just shot him in the forehead" or "So I'm not good enough to speak to?" or he'll switch to talking to Dan. If he says, "OK, Dan, I'll talk to you" then you say, "Sorry, but you have to speak with Arlene about that and she's not in ...Continue Reading