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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #223

April 4th 2024 EDT

Answer everything with , "Hmm, yes. I can see that." Try to sound like one of those annoying AI robocallers or phone trees. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #243

April 3rd 2024 EDT

Dick Jittall (digital)Mona Logue (monolog)P Erving ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #241

April 2nd 2024 EDT

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #220

April 1st 2024 EDT

Immorality x Evil = IRS ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #18

March 31st 2024 EDT

People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #17

March 30th 2024 EDT

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out ...Continue Reading

(j)A long wait

March 29th 2024 EDT

Joe Biden waited his entire political career to become President and accomplish great things. He's still waiting. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #223

March 28th 2024 EDT

Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #242

March 27th 2024 EDT

Anna LogueAnna Tolle (Anatoli Khomeni?)Gene Poole ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #240

March 26th 2024 EDT

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. ...Continue Reading
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