Interrupt and say, "I'm sorry, I though you were the diarrhea assistance people calling me back. Last week, I got help from the constipation assistance line and now I can't stop going." ...Continue Reading

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?" ...Continue Reading

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?It's okay. He woke up. ...Continue Reading

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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.  Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.  "Well," said the other brother, "you said ...Continue Reading

"I'd like the number for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator.  "There are multiple listings for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"  The young man hesitated a moment,  "Well, uh, most people call me Snake." ...Continue Reading

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Team Biden: A perfect track record of abysmal performance and outright failure ...Continue Reading

Keep interjecting with, "Amen!" and "Say it again!" The caller from Pakistan will not understand the reference. Total confusion! ...Continue Reading

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."  "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!" ...Continue Reading