Carmen GettitCarmen CandyBrian Less (similar to brainless) ...Continue Reading

A straight face and a sincere-sounding "Huh?" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Where HatredAnd PowerRun Amok ...Continue Reading

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.  On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.  On the third hole, a miracle occured & Fr. Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!"  He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of go ...Continue Reading

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.  "What is it made of?" she asked.  "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.  "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."  "Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster." ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden was told he would need to prepare for the transition. He responded by saying he was merely supporting the trans community not joining it. ...Continue Reading

Keep asking the telescammer to spell his name. Read it back very slowly, getting a letter wrong. Keep focusing on this and getting a different letter wrong each time ...Continue Reading

Dee GradeDee PoseDee Leat ...Continue Reading

My email password has been hacked,.yet again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. ...Continue Reading

A plane crashed in the middle of the ocean and only two men and a woman survived. They managed to get to an island on a dingy.  To relieve the sexual tension, they had a threesome every night. But the woman felt ashamed of what she was doing, so she killed herself. A week later, the men felt ashamed of what they were doing...so they buried her! Obviously, those men weren't IRS employees or they would have felt no shame. ...Continue Reading