March 25th 2024 EDT
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final mo ...Continue Reading
March 24th 2024 EDT
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. ...Continue Reading
March 23rd 2024 EDT
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. (The 12 hour clock in general is annoying, 24 hour clocks solve so many problems!) ...Continue Reading
March 22nd 2024 EDT
I guess you could say this level of incompetence in the White House is unPRESIDENTed. ...Continue Reading
March 21st 2024 EDT
Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading
March 20th 2024 EDT
Maya DickCharles TonneCee Mei ...Continue Reading
March 19th 2024 EDT
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions. ...Continue Reading
March 18th 2024 EDT
IRS: If youtortured small animalsas a kidwe want to hire you ...Continue Reading
March 17th 2024 EDT
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). ...Continue Reading
March 16th 2024 EDT
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. ...Continue Reading
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