When bees move into a hive, do they have a swarming party? ...Continue Reading

Bidenomics: The only economic plan based on inflating the money supply 83% in 18 months while signing legislation and executive orders that cause businesses to fail and GDP to plummet. ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer asks for you by name, don't reply. There'll be a pause, and they'll ask again. Reply with, "It's very cruel for you people to keep calling, you know [my name] died an agonizing death. I've changed the number 11 times now. Please stab your boss in the eye with letter opener." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me."He disagreed. ...Continue Reading

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, there's another taco. ...Continue Reading

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS terrorist about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.  "Why don't you sickos leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is closed only three days a year, and you want to know how I made $80,000?"  "It's not your income that bothers us," the terrorist said. "It's these expenses. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife. ...Continue Reading

Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading

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Every President is known for something. Obama, for example, was known for his charisma. Biden is known for his incompetence. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "Did you wear clean underwear to work? Have you managed to keep it clean? What if you get in an accident on the way home?" ...Continue Reading