1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. ...Continue Reading

The IRS supervisor could not decide which of the four applicants to hire. So he called the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.  The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"  Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought i ...Continue Reading

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.' ...Continue Reading

Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink When he sees a guy close by with yalmakah and payos, he doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.  So he shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there." Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling, and waves to him and says, "Thank you." This infuriates him and in a l ...Continue Reading

Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "You should go to an Italian deli, get a carton of spimoni, add rat poison to it, and eat it. You'd be doing the world a favor." ...Continue Reading

Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. ...Continue Reading

Another wooden ball! Why can't the makers of avocadoes put a different toy inside? ...Continue Reading

IRS:Your Innocence Is NotConsidered ...Continue Reading

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? ...Continue Reading