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IRS T-shirts, #276

July 6th 2026 EDT

IRS: Your Distress Is Our Joy ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #6

July 5th 2026 EDT

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea  break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The  bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman  grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the  day the teddy bears have their pick nicked." ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #5

July 4th 2026 EDT

Bought some 'rocket salad'  yesterday but it went off before I could eat it! ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #4

July 3rd 2026 EDT

Local Police hunting  the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the arse  in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #408

July 2nd 2026 EDT

Interrupt and say, "I'll bet a lot of women have told you that you're a creep." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #86

July 1st 2026 EDT

Gus Oline Ima Nass Goodie Lei ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #336

June 30th 2026 EDT

People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #275

June 29th 2026 EDT

IRS: We Don't Care That You Don't Owe We're coming after you anyhow ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #3

June 28th 2026 EDT

Little Johnny is sitting in geography  class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?" He replies,  "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, # 2

June 27th 2026 EDT

When I was in the  pub I heard a couple of dick heads saying that they wouldn't feel  safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the  bloody thing! ...Continue Reading
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