Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it, and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it, and that comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't ...Continue Reading

Two ministers were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.  One stepped up to the first tee, took a mighty swing and missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."  The other minister asked him to watch his language.  On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."  The second one said "I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," The second is really mad now and says, "God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing l ...Continue Reading

A wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.   The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 25 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child.So what do you think about that Doc ?"  The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit ...Continue Reading

It was odd that she reported having undergone castration. The actual procedure was catherization. ...Continue Reading

Edgar's family has two traditions. One tradition is every Thanksgiving, Edgar strips naked and screws the turkey until he collapses, exhausted, in a sweaty heap. They don't stuff it (Edgar took care of that part), but they do bake it. The other tradition is Edgar always takes his family to the annual IRS employee picnic. Pretty much the same thing. ...Continue Reading

Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving. ...Continue Reading

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."  "OK. Let me see what's left."  He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.  "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?"  The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minute ...Continue Reading

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. ...Continue Reading

IRS: The Place WhereHuman DecencyDoes Not Exist ...Continue Reading