September 6th 2024 EST
Why is "sleepy Joe" so woke? ...Continue Reading
September 5th 2024 EST
Wait for the sales pitch to stop, then say, "Did you know that 21% of people in your line of work become incontinent by age 55 and roughly half of them have a major accident in a public place?" ...Continue Reading
September 4th 2024 EST
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ...Continue Reading
September 3rd 2024 EST
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartenders asks, "Oliver or twist?" ...Continue Reading
September 2nd 2024 EST
IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading
September 1st 2024 EST
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... ...Continue Reading
August 31st 2024 EST
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. ...Continue Reading
August 30th 2024 EST
Joe Biden has delusions of adequacy. ...Continue Reading
August 29th 2024 EST
When the scammer tries to get response from you with his first question, say, "I need you to do me a favor." Then wait. When he asks what, say, "I have to hide 40 kilos of cocaine. I'll bet it'll all fit up your ass." ...Continue Reading
August 28th 2024 EST
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. ...Continue Reading
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