March 21st 2024 EDT
Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading
March 20th 2024 EDT
Maya DickCharles TonneCee Mei ...Continue Reading
March 19th 2024 EDT
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions. ...Continue Reading
March 18th 2024 EDT
IRS: If youtortured small animalsas a kidwe want to hire you ...Continue Reading
March 17th 2024 EDT
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). ...Continue Reading
March 16th 2024 EDT
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. ...Continue Reading
March 15th 2024 EDT
A bouncer was in charge of deciding whether people could come into the night club. Unbeknownst to the management, he was a racist. And he hated "white" people. Three people approached the door. The bouncer looked at the black guy and said, "Name the last three presidents of the USA." The guy laughed and rattled off their names. "Fine," the bouncer said, "I'll let you in when I open the door." Turning to the Hispanic, he said, "Name the current President of the ...Continue Reading
March 14th 2024 EDT
Download a video or audio recording of a dog barking. Or record it yourself. Have this ready for the next few telescammers. You know what to do…. &n ...Continue Reading
March 13th 2024 EDT
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Sirius BonnerYoshie TakeashitaYoYo Moore (no relation to YoYo Ma?) ...Continue Reading
March 12th 2024 EDT
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out. ...Continue Reading
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