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(j)Lessons from Thanksgiving

November 26th 2023 EDT

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Quiz

November 25th 2023 EDT

Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

(j)Hope springs eternal

November 24th 2023 EDT

The American Society of Optimists still clings to the idea that somebody somewhere will find evidence of something intelligent that Joe Biden said or did. Recently, a large group of members quit the society over this issue. Their spokesman said there's a difference between optimism and delusion. ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Quiz

November 23rd 2023 EDT

Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Dinner Tip

November 22nd 2023 EDT

https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/1726457496683028692 ...Continue Reading

Thanksgiving Wish

November 21st 2023 EDT

Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #213

November 20th 2023 EDT

IRS:No ConcienceNo MoralsNo Mercy ...Continue Reading

(j)Know your steak

November 19th 2023 EDT

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?February 14th. ...Continue Reading

(j)Stroke

November 17th 2023 EDT

A stroke often leaves the victim disoriented and unable to speak coherently. If Biden were to have a stroke, how would we be able to tell? ...Continue Reading
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