January 11th 2024 EDT
Keep saying over and over, "I think you need to go to the bathroom." ...Continue Reading
January 10th 2024 EDT
Bat BreathMike RohAddie Vent ...Continue Reading
January 9th 2024 EDT
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. ...Continue Reading
January 8th 2024 EDT
IRS:InsolentRepugnantStupid ...Continue Reading
January 7th 2024 EDT
I called a temp agency, looking for work. The woman on the other end asked, "Do you have any phone skills?"I said, "I called you, didn't I?" ...Continue Reading
January 6th 2024 EDT
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1741542313279488053 ...Continue Reading
January 5th 2024 EDT
You have to give Biden credit for his ability to survive. He's the only known human being to have overdosed on Stupid Pills 963 times and live to tell about it (not coherently, of course). ...Continue Reading
January 4th 2024 EDT
Keep interrupting him with questions about the weather. "So, what’s the weather like where you are?" Respond with something like, "We're expecting rain" and then keep making it worse until you have something like, "Supposed to get a tornado here with snow, hail, pounding rain, and a wave of illegal aliens." ...Continue Reading
January 3rd 2024 EDT
Dick HunterHolly WreathReed Weed ...Continue Reading
January 2nd 2024 EDT
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. ...Continue Reading
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