People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow. ...Continue Reading

IRS: We Don't Care That You Don't Owe We're coming after you anyhow ...Continue Reading

Little Johnny is sitting in geography  class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?" He replies,  "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". ...Continue Reading

When I was in the  pub I heard a couple of dick heads saying that they wouldn't feel  safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the  bloody thing! ...Continue Reading

The wife was counting all the 10 cents and 20 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and  started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself,  "She's going through the change." ...Continue Reading

When he asks for a response after his sales pitch say, "I've been pitched this same scam a dozen times already in the past two weeks. Can't you guys come up with anything original?" ...Continue Reading

Never trust a dog to watch your food. ...Continue Reading

IRS: No Accountability For Exceptionally Abusive Behavior ...Continue Reading

Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading

He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you." ...Continue Reading