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(j)One-liner #347
September 15th 2026 EDT
What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. ...Continue Reading
IRS T-shirts, #286
September 14th 2026 EDT
IRS: Bad Seed With Too Much Power ...Continue Reading
Cat Law #9
September 13th 2026 EDT
Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. ...Continue Reading
Cat Law #8
September 12th 2026 EDT
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. ...Continue Reading
(j)Cooperation
September 11th 2026 EDT
I recently sent this text message: I need practice insulting people and calling them names. I'm just not very good at it. If you haven't gotten enough abuse lately, maybe we can help each other? ...Continue Reading
(j)Punishing Telescammers, #418
September 10th 2026 EDT
When he asks his first question, fire back with, "Have you ever thought about getting a job you don't have to be ashamed of?" ...Continue Reading
(j)One-liner #346
September 8th 2026 EDT
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. ...Continue Reading
IRS T-shirts, #285
September 7th 2026 EDT
IRS: Useless Morons in a Useless Agency ...Continue Reading
Cat Law #7
September 6th 2026 EDT
Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. ...Continue Reading
Cat Law #6
September 5th 2026 EDT
Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat. ...Continue Reading
