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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #422

November 12th 2026 EST

Let him give his whole pitch, then say, "I made $15 million last year. How much did you make?" ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #350

November 10th 2026 EST

How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #290

November 9th 2026 EST

IRS: Employees Who Are Passionately Devoted To Scamming and Stealing ...Continue Reading

(j)Skinny turkey

November 7th 2026 EST

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one." "OK. Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes then brings the same t ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #20

November 6th 2026 EST

Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #421

November 5th 2026 EST

When he asks you a question, reply with, "I'm sorry that fellow threw your mother in front of the train. Did he go to prison for that?" After a couple of exchanges, change it to the father. "Did you ever find out why that man threw your father in front of the train?" Then later, "Sorry, but I have a train to catch." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading