When he asks you a question, reply with, "I'm sorry that fellow threw your mother in front of the train. Did he go to prison for that?" After a couple of exchanges, change it to the father. "Did you ever find out why that man threw your father in front of the train?" Then later, "Sorry, but I have a train to catch." Then hang up.
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