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What were the parents thinking, names #62

January 14th 2026 EST

Chris Topher Ima Phelan Woody Koch ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #312

January 13th 2026 EST

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #61

January 12th 2026 EST

Mary Holiday Will Full Rex Butz ...Continue Reading

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #4

January 11th 2026 EST

If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it. ...Continue Reading

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #3

January 10th 2026 EST

Sorry, you won't make $50,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label. ...Continue Reading

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #2

January 9th 2026 EST

The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1) ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #293

January 8th 2026 EST

Start making toilet sounds. If the telescammer complains, then ask him why he thinks it's OK for him to talk a bunch of sh** at you. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #60

January 7th 2026 EST

Will Dew Will Knot Ann Serr ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #311

January 6th 2026 EST

It’s so cold in NYC, I just saw Mamdani with his hands in his own pockets. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #254

January 5th 2026 EST

IRS: Elite Psychopaths And Untouchable Whackos ...Continue Reading
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