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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #403

May 28th 2026 EDT

Say, "How do I know this is a real person calling me? I want you to e-mail me a PDF of your driver's license. Front and back." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #81

May 27th 2026 EDT

Bo Ring Stan Derd Noah Whey ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #331

May 26th 2026 EDT

Did you hear the one about the world's greatest watch thief? He stole all the time. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #271

May 25th 2026 EDT

IRS: If You Positively Hate Humanity We Are Hiring ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #3

May 24th 2026 EDT

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds, including the urn. ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #2

May 23rd 2026 EDT

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #1

May 22nd 2026 EDT

A history teacher asks a class full of kids - "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last white man to be called Winston!" ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #402

May 21st 2026 EDT

Interrupt and ask if he can ship you a box of condoms. Then just pause. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #330

May 19th 2026 EDT

When I was very young, I thought both the universe and stupidity were finite. Astronomers have proven the first to be false, and Democrats have proven the second to be false. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #270

May 18th 2026 EDT

There Are Facts Then There is the IRS Version ...Continue Reading
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