March 11th 2026 EDT
Han Jobs Noah Luck Dick Hanz ...Continue Reading
March 10th 2026 EDT
Police were summoned to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ...Continue Reading
March 9th 2026 EDT
IRS: Deviants Pervs Whackos ...Continue Reading
March 8th 2026 EDT
Mick says to Julius: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Julius says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ...Continue Reading
March 7th 2026 EDT
Julia had been sending out cover letters and resumes with no luck. She asked her brother if he could look them over and tell her if maybe they were too generic. "I don't think so." "And you say that why exactly?" "Your cover letter is addressed Dear Sir or Madman." ...Continue Reading
March 6th 2026 EDT
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave. ...Continue Reading
March 5th 2026 EDT
Notice how they always either rush through some slurred version of their name or say just their first name as if you know who they are? Ask them to repeat it, then ask them to spell it, then ask for their driver's license number. ...Continue Reading
March 3rd 2026 EDT
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2026 EDT
IRS: We Make Nightmares Come True ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2026 EDT
The bar was walked into by the passive voice. ...Continue Reading
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