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Offensive Joke #11

September 28th 2025 EST

What were the parents thinking, names #53

September 26th 2025 EST

Colin PlungerLou SeeOh Kay ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #289

September 25th 2025 EST

Interrupt and ask, "Do you sleep on a Queen size bed or a Twin size?" Keep asking that, no matter how many times he answers it. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #52

September 24th 2025 EST

Kay OtticYu SeeKay Bull ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #306

September 23rd 2025 EST

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #288

September 18th 2025 EST

Keep asking him clothing size questions. "What did you say your shoe size is?" Ask about hat size, waist size, inseam, shirt size, does he prefer a narrow tie or a wide tie….. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #305

September 16th 2025 EST

Cats can memorize over 250 commands. But they don't want to. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #250

September 15th 2025 EST

IRS:Ruining LivesSince 1917 ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #287

September 11th 2025 EST

Keep interrupting and asking, "What did you say my name is, again?" [He will at first think you asked him to repeat HIS name] ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #304

September 9th 2025 EST

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Now I feel like such a good girl! ...Continue Reading
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