February 28th 2026 EDT
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. ...Continue Reading
February 27th 2026 EDT
Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar. ...Continue Reading
February 26th 2026 EDT
Say, "It's really good to hear from you! It's been a few hours since anyone called to scam me, and I was feeling neglected." ...Continue Reading
February 24th 2026 EDT
A will is a dead giveaway. ...Continue Reading
February 23rd 2026 EDT
IRS: Just When You Thought You Were Safe ...Continue Reading
February 22nd 2026 EDT
A question mark walks into a bar? ...Continue Reading
February 21st 2026 EDT
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. ...Continue Reading
February 20th 2026 EDT
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. ...Continue Reading
February 19th 2026 EDT
Interrupt him and ask, "Did you say you have a pet raccoon?" Periodically interject with questions about the raccoon. ...Continue Reading
February 18th 2026 EDT
Seymour Crack Seymour Butz Seymour Koch ...Continue Reading
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