Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

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A couple was contemplating marriage. The woman said, "Let us agree that in our marriage, you will make all the big decisions, and I will make all the small decisions". The man was surprised that she would concede so much control but readily agreed. She said, "Wonderful. I will make the small decisions. I  decide how many children we will have, where we will live, and how to handle our finances. You will decide what to do about Red China, the federal debt, and global warming." ...Continue Reading

Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

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Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

It was odd that she reported having undergone castration. The actual procedure was catherization. ...Continue Reading

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."  "OK. Let me see what's left."  He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.  "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?"  The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minute ...Continue Reading

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. ...Continue Reading

IRS: The Place WhereHuman DecencyDoes Not Exist ...Continue Reading