Q: What's the most important thing to bring to an IRS audit? A: A condom. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "I've heard this same line of BS from six other telescammers today. I'm just curious if you actually found someone who is gullible enough to believe it, so far in your day." ...Continue Reading

I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming. ...Continue Reading

IRS:When you're unhappy,We're ecstatic ...Continue Reading

What’s the difference between an illegal alien and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own bike, and wanted to go home! ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "Are you aware that 8% of people in your line of work are violently assaulted by a coworker? That's almost one in ten. Look around. How many people are in your office? Which one will assault you?" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

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I started a dating site for chickens. It's not my day job, I do it just to help make hens meet. ...Continue Reading

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John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John"s minivan and headed north.  After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.  "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."   ...Continue Reading