The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1) ...Continue Reading

Start making toilet sounds. If the telescammer complains, then ask him why he thinks it's OK for him to talk a bunch of sh** at you. ...Continue Reading

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It’s so cold in NYC, I just saw Mamdani with his hands in his own pockets. ...Continue Reading

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Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule #1. ...Continue Reading

"What's a couple?," I asked my mother. "Two or three," she said. Which probably explains why the marriage broke up. ...Continue Reading

A teen-aged girl is going through a box of photoprints. She finds one of her mother with a baby and some man. She brings it to her mom and asks, "Who is in the photo with you?" The mother says, "That's you as a baby." "No, I mean who is that handsome man? Look at those muscles and that beautiful hair. Who is he?" The mother says, "That's your father." The kid frowns. "OK, so who is the fat bald guy we are living with now?" ...Continue Reading

Tell the telescammer, "The IRS is tapping my phone, because they are trying to find out where my money comes and goes. So, let's do some business. But first say your social security number so IRS will have that information in the recording." ...Continue Reading

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. ...Continue Reading