He reported a history of new money fever. It turned out he didn't get all hot and bothered about wining the lottery or reaping an inheritance. He'd had a fever from pneumonia. ...Continue Reading

She reported having Grandma Ceaser's [Grand maul seizures] ...Continue Reading

This gentleman had "fecal therapy". What a load of crap! He actually had physical therapy. ...Continue Reading

Telescammers almost never say their name or that of their company clearly. So interrupt and ask, "What was your name again?" Then ask him to spell it, and repeat back the letters incorrectly. Play dumb with this a few times. Then ask, "Are you Scottish? Where is your family from? How old is your father?" Then move on to the same ploy for the company name. ...Continue Reading

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody sees it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it. ...Continue Reading

There's a new doll on the market. It's the IRS Barbie. It drives the Ken Barbie doll to suicide, forces you to sell your Barbie doll house, causes your retirement savings to disappear, and claims you are a "customer." ...Continue Reading

He wrote "flea bites" instead of phlebitis. ...Continue Reading

He said he had prostrate cancer. [Don't lie down, and it will go away!] ...Continue Reading

He said the doctor operated on him using a scaffold. [scalpel] ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "Let me guess. You got a funky liberal arts degree in some esoteric major instead of learning a trade or getting a degree an employer will pay you for, so now you are so desperate for a job you sunk to telemarketing. Am I right?" ...Continue Reading