June 2nd 2026 EST
Turning vegan is a big missed steak. ...Continue Reading
June 1st 2026 EST
Now Hiring! People with a Conscience Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading
May 30th 2026 EST
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ...Continue Reading
May 29th 2026 EST
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and nicks her purse. ...Continue Reading
May 28th 2026 EST
Say, "How do I know this is a real person calling me? I want you to e-mail me a PDF of your driver's license. Front and back." ...Continue Reading
May 27th 2026 EST
Bo Ring Stan Derd Noah Whey ...Continue Reading
May 26th 2026 EST
Did you hear the one about the world's greatest watch thief? He stole all the time. ...Continue Reading
May 25th 2026 EST
IRS: If You Positively Hate Humanity We Are Hiring ...Continue Reading
May 24th 2026 EST
What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds, including the urn. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2026 EST
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ...Continue Reading
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