A history teacher asks a class full of kids - "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last white man to be called Winston!" ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask if he can ship you a box of condoms. Then just pause. ...Continue Reading

When I was very young, I thought both the universe and stupidity were finite. Astronomers have proven the first to be false, and Democrats have proven the second to be false. ...Continue Reading

There Are Facts Then There is the IRS Version ...Continue Reading

The City of Redmond, WA bought a new fleet of snowplows and asked the locals for names for the plows. Here is a sample of what came back: Scoop Dogg Control + Salt + Delete Snow Be Gone Kenobi The Big Leplowski Betty Whiteout ...Continue Reading

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm......, five?" ...Continue Reading

Partway into the "conversation" ask him who it is he was calling. If he says your name, apologize and say that you are [make up a name similar to yours]. Let him stammer out something, then hang up. ...Continue Reading

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ...Continue Reading

At the IRS We Believe You are Guilty After Proven Innocent ...Continue Reading

Rodney sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." His lawyer replies, "That picture she found is of you and your mistress."  ...Continue Reading