Kay OtticYu SeeKay Bull ...Continue Reading

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading

Keep asking him clothing size questions. "What did you say your shoe size is?" Ask about hat size, waist size, inseam, shirt size, does he prefer a narrow tie or a wide tie….. ...Continue Reading

Cats can memorize over 250 commands. But they don't want to. ...Continue Reading

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Keep interrupting and asking, "What did you say my name is, again?" [He will at first think you asked him to repeat HIS name] ...Continue Reading

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Now I feel like such a good girl! ...Continue Reading

Q: What's the most important thing to bring to an IRS audit? A: A condom. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "I've heard this same line of BS from six other telescammers today. I'm just curious if you actually found someone who is gullible enough to believe it, so far in your day." ...Continue Reading

I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming. ...Continue Reading