November 23rd 2025 EDT
A couple was contemplating marriage. The woman said, "Let us agree that in our marriage, you will make all the big decisions, and I will make all the small decisions". The man was surprised that she would concede so much control but readily agreed. She said, "Wonderful. I will make the small decisions. I decide how many children we will have, where we will live, and how to handle our finances. You will decide what to do about Red China, the federal debt, and global warming." ...Continue Reading
November 21st 2025 EDT
Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading
November 20th 2025 EDT
https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/1726457496683028692 ...Continue Reading
November 18th 2025 EDT
Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading
November 14th 2025 EDT
It was odd that she reported having undergone castration. The actual procedure was catherization. ...Continue Reading
November 12th 2025 EDT
It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one." "OK. Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minute ...Continue Reading
November 11th 2025 EDT
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. ...Continue Reading
November 10th 2025 EDT
IRS: The Place WhereHuman DecencyDoes Not Exist ...Continue Reading
November 9th 2025 EDT
He reported a history of new money fever. It turned out he didn't get all hot and bothered about wining the lottery or reaping an inheritance. He'd had a fever from pneumonia. ...Continue Reading
November 8th 2025 EDT
She reported having Grandma Ceaser's [Grand maul seizures] ...Continue Reading
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