Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading

A man with a woman strapped to his back shows up at a Halloween costume party.The host asks, "I don't get your costume. What did you come as?"The man replies,"I came as a snail."The host snickers and says, "What about her?"The man replies, "She's Michelle". ...Continue Reading

Two brothers, Jim and Jason, had been going to the same Halloween party every year for the past 40 years. They were noted for their originality in "figure out what I am" costumes. In fact, this was now a regular contest. The first person to figure out what they both were would get a prize--assuming that happened within the two-hour time limit. Most years, it didn't. Jim and Jason walked around the party for two hours, carrying a coffee can with a slot in the lid. People would wink and drop in their ballot ...Continue Reading

Dave looked down at the papers in front of him, then looked up. "I see you people are all set for Halloween." The person he spoke to asked, "How do you mean?" "You may not be dressed up, but there's no mistaking you for vampires. I've never met such blood suckers in all my life. When my kids ask for Halloween costumes this year, I'm going to bring them to your office to see what real monsters look like." With that, Dave rose from his chair and left the IRS offices. ...Continue Reading

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed.  Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them when he could. She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When th ...Continue Reading

Jon and Lana were invited to a Halloween party through a friend of a friend. It was a catered event with a cover charge. Their friend had told them it was a networking kind of thing, and the host simply wanted success-minded people to get together and mingle. The party would be heavily decorated and have a few Halloween-themed booths that people could visit for amusement, but costumes were discouraged. Bring a resume or pass out business cards, and you'd be asked to leave. The host had a registry. Fill out your inf ...Continue Reading

Why do we have Halloween in October, when the scariest day of the year is April 15th? The real monsters aren't out asking for candy, they are sitting in offices dreaming up ways to use their IRS power to abuse citizens who can't fight back. These folks make Freddy Krueger look downright cuddly! ...Continue Reading

Desperate for a unique Halloween costume for the up-coming party, Jessica had an inspired idea.She put on a slinky dress and fishnet stockings, and then balanced a small table-top on her head. Affixed to it were a lamp, two champagne glasses, and a wastebasket with four condom wrappers.She went as a "one night stand" and won first prize! (Second prize went to a dude who covered himself in feces and came as an IRS agent). ...Continue Reading

Little Johnny's parents were called to come pick him up at school. They were also requested to meet with the Principal about pending expulsion. The Principal asked, "Did either of you see how Little Johnny was dressed for Halloween when he left for school this morning?"Dad: "Well yes, actually, I did. It was my turn to see the kids off to school, and both were dressed as pirates."Principal: "I'm afraid Johnny fooled you and changed his costume somewhere between home and school. And what he ...Continue Reading

A man answered the door on Halloween night.  A little boy was standing there. The boy wasn't wearing a costume. Instead, he was dressed in slacks and a dress shirt and tie.  The little boy said, "Trick or treat." Confused, the man asked, "What are you supposed to be?"  With a straight face, the little boy answered saying, "I'm an IRS agent."  The man held out the Halloween bowl and the boy took 25 percent of it, then left without even saying "Thank you." & ...Continue Reading