When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. ...Continue Reading

IRS: Where There's A Will We Plunder It ...Continue Reading

Thanks to Mike for this one: Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with “KGB” on it. One of the agents asks the other, “Why didn't they just write ‘1 TB’ instead?” ...Continue Reading

One of the dumbest questions asked in an interview is, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" One job seeker retorted with, "Suspended with pay." ...Continue Reading

My neighbor complained a lot about his 90 minute commute, mostly how he hated sitting behind the wheel three hours every day. He'd been looking for a job closer to home, and finally got one. "Fantastic," I said. "What are you doing now?" "I'm a bus driver." ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask him to call you back on your other line. Give the phone number of the local Democratic Party office. When he calls you back, apologize for your mistake and give him the phone number of the local Republican Party office. ...Continue Reading

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The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. ...Continue Reading

IRS: Now Hiring Decent People Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading

Julius is in the bathroom and Mick shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?" Julius says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine." ...Continue Reading