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What were the parents thinking, names #23

June 4th 2025 EST

Dwayne PipeLowden ClearRusty Nails ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #290

June 3rd 2025 EST

Have you heard about the group called D.A.M.? That's Mothers Against Dyslexia. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #10

June 1st 2025 EST

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with 'Yiddishisms'. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #9

May 31st 2025 EST

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #8

May 30th 2025 EST

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #272

May 29th 2025 EST

Say, "When did you eat lunch?" Once he answers say, "Well here comes my lunch back up because you telemarketers make me sick." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #22

May 28th 2025 EST

Anna Sasin  Dee ZasterDan Druff ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #289

May 27th 2025 EST

My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #244

May 26th 2025 EST

Useless AgencyStaffed By DefectivePsychopaths ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #7

May 25th 2025 EST

Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. ...Continue Reading
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