Interrupt and say, "I'm sorry about your brother's drug addiction."  He'll probably say he doesn't even have a brother, much less one on drugs. After a bit, ask some stupid question about the addiction. "Did he try a support group?" ...Continue Reading

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Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading

A man with a woman strapped to his back shows up at a Halloween costume party. The host asks, "I don't get your costume. What did you come as?" The man replies,"I came as a snail." The host snickers and says, "What about her?" The man replies, "She's Michelle". ...Continue Reading

Dave looked down at the papers in front of him, then looked up. "I see you people are all set for Halloween." The person he spoke to asked, "How do you mean?" "You may not be dressed up, but there's no mistaking you for vampires. I've never met such blood suckers in all my life. When my kids ask for Halloween costumes this year, I'm going to bring them to your office to see what real monsters look like." With that, Dave rose from his chair and left the IRS offices. ...Continue Reading

Jon and Lana were invited to a Halloween party through a friend of a friend. It was a catered event with a cover charge. Their friend had told them it was a networking kind of thing, and the host simply wanted success-minded people to get together and mingle. The party would be heavily decorated and have a few Halloween-themed booths that people could visit for amusement, but costumes were discouraged. Bring a resume or pass out business cards, and you'd be asked to leave. The host had a registry. Fill out your informa ...Continue Reading

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Why do we have Halloween in October, when the scariest day of the year is April 15th? The real monsters aren't out asking for candy, they are sitting in offices dreaming up ways to use their IRS power to abuse citizens who can't fight back. These folks make Freddy Krueger look downright cuddly! Put some scare into these psychopaths: www.fairtax.org ...Continue Reading

Law of Cat Acceleration - A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. ...Continue Reading

Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lie on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic. ...Continue Reading