September 4th 2026 EDT
Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. ...Continue Reading
September 3rd 2026 EDT
Say to him, "Wait, did you say your name is Bill? From ACME Loan Sharks? I got a call yesterday from a guy at your company. Great conversation. He told me about his coworker, Bill, who has body odor and is probably a pedophile. That must be you!" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
September 1st 2026 EDT
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..... ...Continue Reading
August 31st 2026 EDT
IRS: The World's Most Feared and Hated Terrorist Group ...Continue Reading
August 30th 2026 EDT
Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. ...Continue Reading
August 28th 2026 EDT
Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. ...Continue Reading
August 27th 2026 EDT
Ask him if he's ever had dreams of killing telemarketers, then say you have them every night. Vivid ones. Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
August 25th 2026 EDT
With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message. ...Continue Reading
August 24th 2026 EDT
IRS: Staffed by Sociopaths ...Continue Reading
August 23rd 2026 EDT
Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. ...Continue Reading
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