June 18th 2026 EDT
When he asks a question, say, "Excuse me. I thought I heard you say you were castrated. Can you tell me more about that?" He'll deny saying it, at which point you angrily retort, "Are you calling me a liar?" ...Continue Reading
June 17th 2026 EDT
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June 16th 2026 EDT
My math teacher called me average. How mean! ...Continue Reading
June 15th 2026 EDT
IRS: Non-existent Morality Unlimited Power ...Continue Reading
June 13th 2026 EDT
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ...Continue Reading
June 11th 2026 EDT
Interrupt and ask, "Did either of your parents work in an honest job, or did they both go into something disreputable such as telemarketing or drug dealing? ...Continue Reading
June 10th 2026 EDT
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June 9th 2026 EDT
My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full. ...Continue Reading
June 8th 2026 EDT
IRS: Now Hiring! People with a Conscience Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading
June 7th 2026 EDT
My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.... "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. ...Continue Reading
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