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Cat Law #5

September 4th 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #417

September 3rd 2026 EDT

Say to him, "Wait, did you say your name is Bill? From ACME Loan Sharks? I got a call yesterday from a guy at your company. Great conversation. He told me about his coworker, Bill, who has body odor and is probably a pedophile. That must be you!" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #345

September 1st 2026 EDT

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..... ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #284

August 31st 2026 EDT

IRS: The World's Most Feared and Hated Terrorist Group ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #4

August 30th 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #3

August 28th 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #416

August 27th 2026 EDT

Ask him if he's ever had dreams of killing telemarketers, then say you have them every night. Vivid ones. Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #344

August 25th 2026 EDT

With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #283

August 24th 2026 EDT

IRS: Staffed by Sociopaths ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #2

August 23rd 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. ...Continue Reading
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