May 24th 2025 EST
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2025 EST
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. ...Continue Reading
May 22nd 2025 EST
Interrupt with, "Excuse me while I throw up." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. Come back to the conversation, then repeat. Keep doing that until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
May 21st 2025 EST
Rose BushPearl ButtonAnna Prentice ...Continue Reading
May 20th 2025 EST
I use a thesaurus because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. ...Continue Reading
May 18th 2025 EST
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...Continue Reading
May 17th 2025 EST
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ...Continue Reading
May 16th 2025 EST
Hippo fart, a 15 second blasthttps://x.com/i/status/1921578540291490110 ...Continue Reading
May 15th 2025 EST
Respond with, "Didn't you just call me yesterday?" Keep on this line of BS. "I know it was you." and "I recognize your voice, you have an extra slimey undertone." ...Continue Reading
May 14th 2025 EST
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