Julius & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.  Mick:  "What if one explodes before we get there?" Julius: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ...Continue Reading

Ask him to spell his name. Then slowly say the letters back, but get them wrong. Keep this going until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading

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Mick says to Julius,  "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Julius says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ...Continue Reading

Julius says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got = pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?  Julius replies, - I'll take her with me! ...Continue Reading

Mick walks into Julius' barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Julius, what ya doing?"  Julius says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter..... ...Continue Reading

When he asks his first question, reply with, "Did I ever tell you about the time I threw up in a job interview?" Then regale him with how far you hurled, the look on the interviewer's face, how many people slipped on it and fell, etc. Once you're back on track, ask him, "Did I ever tell you about the time I had explosive diarrhea at a big wedding?" ...Continue Reading

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Police were summoned to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ...Continue Reading