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What were the parents thinking, names #20

May 14th 2025 EST

Ray GunnJoe KingSimon Swindells ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #287

May 13th 2025 EST

I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus. Now I'm impecunious. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #243

May 12th 2025 EST

IRS:Jobs for theCriminallyInsane ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #2

May 11th 2025 EST

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #1

May 10th 2025 EST

Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #7

May 9th 2025 EST

- On a delicatessen wall: "Our best is none too good." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #269

May 8th 2025 EST

When he pauses, ask, "So are you going to vote for Reagan or Carter?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #19

May 7th 2025 EST

Barb DwyerStan StillJustin Case ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #286

May 6th 2025 EST

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns, just like the ones grammar used to bake. ...Continue Reading

IRS Diagnosis

May 5th 2025 EST

An IRS employee says, "Doctor, every time I have sex with a woman my eyes burn." Doctor replies, "That'd be the pepper spray.'' ...Continue Reading
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