Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?A. No body Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?A. Bone appetit!Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A. His ghoul friend. Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? A. Benjamin FrankensteinQ. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. Ice Scream Q. What's a monster's favorite play? A. ...Continue Reading

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This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop." ...Continue Reading

A man answered the door on Halloween night.  A little boy was standing there. The boy wasn't wearing a costume. Instead, he was dressed in slacks and a dress shirt and tie.  The little boy said, "Trick or treat." Confused, the man asked, "What are you supposed to be?"  With a straight face, the little boy answered saying, "I'm an IRS agent."  The man held out the Halloween bowl and the boy took 25 percent of it, then left without even saying "Thank you." & ...Continue Reading

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Interrupt and ask, "Do you sleep on a Queen size bed or a Twin size?" Keep asking that, no matter how many times he answers it. ...Continue Reading

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If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading