May 4th 2025 EST
- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." ...Continue Reading
May 3rd 2025 EST
- From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket: "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member." ...Continue Reading
May 2nd 2025 EST
- On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." ...Continue Reading
May 1st 2025 EST
In a droll voice, say, "I just heard you fart." Then pepper him with questions about his constant farting. When did it start, has it gotten worse lately, when did he first know he had a problem, has he tried joining a support group, etc. ...Continue Reading
April 30th 2025 EST
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April 29th 2025 EST
What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus. ...Continue Reading
April 28th 2025 EST
IRS:InsaneReprobateScumbags ...Continue Reading
April 27th 2025 EST
- In a Pennsylvania cemetary: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." ...Continue Reading
April 26th 2025 EST
- In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" ...Continue Reading
April 25th 2025 EST
- Signs In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." ...Continue Reading
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