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(j)A very scary kid

September 30th 2025 EDT

A man answered the door on Halloween night.  A little boy was standing there. The boy wasn't wearing a costume. Instead, he was dressed in slacks and a dress shirt and tie.  The little boy said, "Trick or treat." Confused, the man asked, "What are you supposed to be?"  With a straight face, the little boy answered saying, "I'm an IRS agent."  The man held out the Halloween bowl and the boy took 25 percent of it, then left without even saying "Thank you." & ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #251

September 29th 2025 EDT

Incompetence + Unfettered Power = IRS ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #11

September 28th 2025 EDT

What were the parents thinking, names #53

September 26th 2025 EDT

Colin PlungerLou SeeOh Kay ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #289

September 25th 2025 EDT

Interrupt and ask, "Do you sleep on a Queen size bed or a Twin size?" Keep asking that, no matter how many times he answers it. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #52

September 24th 2025 EDT

Kay OtticYu SeeKay Bull ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #306

September 23rd 2025 EDT

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #288

September 18th 2025 EDT

Keep asking him clothing size questions. "What did you say your shoe size is?" Ask about hat size, waist size, inseam, shirt size, does he prefer a narrow tie or a wide tie….. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #305

September 16th 2025 EDT

Cats can memorize over 250 commands. But they don't want to. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #250

September 15th 2025 EDT

IRS:Ruining LivesSince 1917 ...Continue Reading
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