May 31st 2025 EDT
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. ...Continue Reading
May 30th 2025 EDT
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. ...Continue Reading
May 29th 2025 EDT
Say, "When did you eat lunch?" Once he answers say, "Well here comes my lunch back up because you telemarketers make me sick." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. ...Continue Reading
May 28th 2025 EDT
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May 27th 2025 EDT
My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading
May 26th 2025 EDT
Useless AgencyStaffed By DefectivePsychopaths ...Continue Reading
May 25th 2025 EDT
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. ...Continue Reading
May 24th 2025 EDT
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2025 EDT
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. ...Continue Reading
May 22nd 2025 EDT
Interrupt with, "Excuse me while I throw up." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. Come back to the conversation, then repeat. Keep doing that until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
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