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Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #9

May 31st 2025 EDT

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #8

May 30th 2025 EDT

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #272

May 29th 2025 EDT

Say, "When did you eat lunch?" Once he answers say, "Well here comes my lunch back up because you telemarketers make me sick." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #22

May 28th 2025 EDT

Anna Sasin  Dee ZasterDan Druff ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #289

May 27th 2025 EDT

My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #244

May 26th 2025 EDT

Useless AgencyStaffed By DefectivePsychopaths ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #7

May 25th 2025 EDT

Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #6

May 24th 2025 EDT

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #5

May 23rd 2025 EDT

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #271

May 22nd 2025 EDT

Interrupt with, "Excuse me while I throw up." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. Come back to the conversation, then repeat. Keep doing that until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
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