The Biden era of communism, racism, censorship, and gas lighting was a disaster that we are going to be digging out from for a long time. The American people chose a true hero to lead the recovery, and he chose a team of excellent, intelligent, moral people in contrast to his predecessor's team of incompetent, morally bankrupt morons. ...Continue Reading

 When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they worked for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer pauses to take a breath, ask, "Can you please repeat that in English?" ...Continue Reading

Police have arrested the World Tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence. ...Continue Reading

Three pregnant women were knitting sweaters for their soon-to-arrive babies, and chatting. The first one said to the others, "I'm taking folic acid, so my baby will be healthy and have a robust immune system." The second said, "Oh, I'm taking lots of calcium so my baby will be strong and grow tall." The third one, an IRS employee, said, "I'm taking Thalidomide." The others reacted, of course, with horror. "Thalidomide! Why would you take that?" "I don ...Continue Reading

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ...Continue Reading

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. ...Continue Reading

What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. ...Continue Reading

Suddenly interrupt and say in a whisper, "Did you hear that? It sounds like someone just broke into my house." Wait a few seconds, during which the caller will strain to hear. Then scream at the top of your lungs, "Help! Police! Please don't kill me!" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot. ...Continue Reading