Keep interrupting and asking, "What did you say my name is, again?" [He will at first think you asked him to repeat HIS name] ...Continue Reading

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Now I feel like such a good girl! ...Continue Reading

Q: What's the most important thing to bring to an IRS audit? A: A condom. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "I've heard this same line of BS from six other telescammers today. I'm just curious if you actually found someone who is gullible enough to believe it, so far in your day." ...Continue Reading

I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming. ...Continue Reading

IRS:When you're unhappy,We're ecstatic ...Continue Reading

What’s the difference between an illegal alien and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own bike, and wanted to go home! ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "Are you aware that 8% of people in your line of work are violently assaulted by a coworker? That's almost one in ten. Look around. How many people are in your office? Which one will assault you?" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

Ben WaughYuri NassRay Tardeau ...Continue Reading

I started a dating site for chickens. It's not my day job, I do it just to help make hens meet. ...Continue Reading