May 21st 2025 EDT
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I use a thesaurus because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. ...Continue Reading
May 18th 2025 EDT
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...Continue Reading
May 17th 2025 EDT
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ...Continue Reading
May 16th 2025 EDT
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May 15th 2025 EDT
Respond with, "Didn't you just call me yesterday?" Keep on this line of BS. "I know it was you." and "I recognize your voice, you have an extra slimey undertone." ...Continue Reading
May 14th 2025 EDT
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May 13th 2025 EDT
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus. Now I'm impecunious. ...Continue Reading
May 12th 2025 EDT
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May 11th 2025 EDT
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. ...Continue Reading
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