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Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #1

May 10th 2025 EDT

Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #7

May 9th 2025 EDT

- On a delicatessen wall: "Our best is none too good." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #269

May 8th 2025 EDT

When he pauses, ask, "So are you going to vote for Reagan or Carter?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #19

May 7th 2025 EDT

Barb DwyerStan StillJustin Case ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #286

May 6th 2025 EDT

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns, just like the ones grammar used to bake. ...Continue Reading

IRS Diagnosis

May 5th 2025 EDT

An IRS employee says, "Doctor, every time I have sex with a woman my eyes burn." Doctor replies, "That'd be the pepper spray.'' ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #6

May 4th 2025 EDT

- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #5

May 3rd 2025 EDT

- From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket: "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member." ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #4

May 2nd 2025 EDT

- On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #268

May 1st 2025 EDT

In a droll voice, say, "I just heard you fart." Then pepper him with questions about his constant farting. When did it start, has it gotten worse lately, when did he first know he had a problem, has he tried joining a support group, etc. ...Continue Reading
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