March 3rd 2025 EST
IRS:Now HiringLow-Life Butt SlimeWhackos Who Enjoy Hurting People ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2025 EST
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2025 EST
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop ...Continue Reading
February 28th 2025 EST
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson ...Continue Reading
February 27th 2025 EST
Interrupt him every few seconds and ask, "Did you say you're with the mortgage company?" Change it up to the vacuum cleaner company, the lawncare service, etc. ...Continue Reading
February 25th 2025 EST
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true. ...Continue Reading
February 24th 2025 EST
The story starts out in the usual way. A man on a beach finds a bottle. Except here, he's a cowboy (don't ask). Then we get to the genie part. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust ...Continue Reading
February 23rd 2025 EST
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) ...Continue Reading
February 22nd 2025 EST
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
February 21st 2025 EST
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) ...Continue Reading
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