May 10th 2025 EDT
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. ...Continue Reading
May 9th 2025 EDT
- On a delicatessen wall: "Our best is none too good." ...Continue Reading
May 8th 2025 EDT
When he pauses, ask, "So are you going to vote for Reagan or Carter?" ...Continue Reading
May 7th 2025 EDT
Barb DwyerStan StillJustin Case ...Continue Reading
May 6th 2025 EDT
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns, just like the ones grammar used to bake. ...Continue Reading
May 5th 2025 EDT
An IRS employee says, "Doctor, every time I have sex with a woman my eyes burn." Doctor replies, "That'd be the pepper spray.'' ...Continue Reading
May 4th 2025 EDT
- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." ...Continue Reading
May 3rd 2025 EDT
- From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket: "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member." ...Continue Reading
May 2nd 2025 EDT
- On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." ...Continue Reading
May 1st 2025 EDT
In a droll voice, say, "I just heard you fart." Then pepper him with questions about his constant farting. When did it start, has it gotten worse lately, when did he first know he had a problem, has he tried joining a support group, etc. ...Continue Reading
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