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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #258

February 20th 2025 EST

Keep interrupting and asking about the weather where he is. Ask the same question each time. "So how's the weather where you are?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #8

February 19th 2025 EST

Sum Ting WongMoe RonnMother Tucker ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #275

February 18th 2025 EST

NASA announced a new policy "to deal with UFOs going forward.”  So what if the UFO is going backwards? ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #237

February 17th 2025 EST

IRS:We are theGestapoon Steroids ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #20

February 16th 2025 EST

 The only  difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves  the skin. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #19

February 15th 2025 EST

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.  The inherent  blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston  Churchill   ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #18

February 14th 2025 EST

- Ronald  Reagan ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #257

February 13th 2025 EST

Keep referring to some nonexistent discount he never mentioned.  "Tell me again how I get 50% off" even though he never told you about any such discount to begin with. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #274

February 11th 2025 EST

A newspaper reported, "The police told the suspect to drop the gun several times.”  So is that 5 or 10 or more times the suspect had to drop the gun? ...Continue Reading

IRS or PP?

February 10th 2025 EST

With all their downright psychopathic behavior, personal enrichment scams, illegal raids, illegal seizures, rampant stealing, and moral depravity, what "service" does the Internal Revenue "Service" actually do? Plague would be a much more accurate word than service. When we consider their hugely negative effect on the economy, maybe we should leave out the idea of revenue, too. The IRS is revenue negative for the federal govt, and it is profoundly revenue negative for IRS victims on a daily basi ...Continue Reading
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