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What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus. ...Continue Reading

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- In a Pennsylvania cemetary: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." ...Continue Reading

- In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" ...Continue Reading

- Signs In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." ...Continue Reading

Every time he asks a question, ask, "Is that your dog barking?" and "Did you hear that?" ...Continue Reading

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it's awful. ...Continue Reading

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.  Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life.  As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services.  "Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.  "Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered when the bone w ...Continue Reading

I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment.  I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back seat of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat...  At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became quite obvious. I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to a doctor's office."  The other driver leaned out of his w ...Continue Reading