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(j)Great Truth #17

February 9th 2025 EST

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -  Anonymous ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #16

February 8th 2025 EST

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain  (1866) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #15

February 7th 2025 EST

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! - Pericles (430  B.C.) ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #256

February 6th 2025 EST

Ask, "Did Joe Biden sniff your hair when you were a kid? Is that why you turned out this way?" ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #273

February 4th 2025 EST

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?It's okay. He woke up. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #236

February 3rd 2025 EST

IRS:We CombineIdiocy with Unbridled PowerTo Ruin Lives ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #14

February 2nd 2025 EST

In general, the  art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire  (1764) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #13

February 1st 2025 EST

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J.  O'Rourke   ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #12

January 31st 2025 EST

I don't make  jokes.  I just watch the government and report the  facts. - Will  Rogers ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #255

January 30th 2025 EST

When he pauses for a breath, ask, "What size diapers do you wear?" ...Continue Reading
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