Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. ...Continue Reading

Randomly cough, and then ask him to repeat himself. After a few rounds of this, go into an extended fake coughing jag. After you've stopped, he'll start his con again. If you do another extended fake coughing jag, he should just hang up. ...Continue Reading

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"I hate reading Victor Hugo," said Les miserably. ...Continue Reading

IRS: Providing Jobs for the Seriously Disturbed Since 1913 ...Continue Reading

I suffer from agoraphobia and cabin fever. So I scream when I go out, and I scream when I come in. ...Continue Reading

I used to be in a band called Sold Out. Our gig posters looked great, but nobody ever came. ...Continue Reading

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees. At first, I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face…. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "What's your record turd size?" Wait a second in case he answers, then go into great detail about your masterpiece. "I knew at the start it was going to be a masterpiece. It turned out to be 23 and a half inches long. I called a friend over to help me get it back out of the toilet for pictures and to weigh the thing. I've got it mounted on my living room wall now." ...Continue Reading

A French milkmaid usually has a prominent dairy air. ...Continue Reading