A question mark walks into a bar? ...Continue Reading

A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. ...Continue Reading

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt him and ask, "Did you say you have a pet raccoon?" Periodically interject with questions about the raccoon. ...Continue Reading

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A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ...Continue Reading

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took N ...Continue Reading

Two California businessmen were lunching together. Fred says, "I hired a professional worrier so that I don't have to worry anymore. Now I have so much less stress!" Mike says, "That sounds great. How much does he cost?" Fred, "$150,000 a month." Mike, "Yikes, that's a lot of money! How are you going to pay for that?" Fred, "That's his worry." ...Continue Reading

I was in a gift shop and saw a necklace that was most unusual. When the sales person told me it was made from alligator teeth, I pointed out that it was significantly more expensive than the pearl necklace next to it and asked why. She said, "Anybody can open an oyster." ...Continue Reading

Write down a few of the scams you get pitched by telescammers. Then the next time a telescammer calls you, respond to his questions with one of these. ...Continue Reading