Classes for Men: Day One  HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentation  TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussion  DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)  DISHES & TABLEWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.  LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups  LEARNING HOW T ...Continue Reading

After he makes his opening statement, which likely includes slurring his name, say, "Wow! A real telemarketer! I have been waiting for my whole life to get a telemarketing call! Wait, I have to go tell my wife!" Then set the phone down and don't pick it up again until the call has ended. ...Continue Reading

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Felix was playing golf with the town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."  The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes.  "You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"  "Well," ...Continue Reading

Jimmy Piersall, on how to diaper a baby:  "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond, with you at bat.  Then, fold second-base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first-base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call-the-game and start all over again." ...Continue Reading

Repeat back something he said, but deliberately get it wrong. For example during his monologue he says the payments are $99 billed twice monthly. "Let me get this straight. The payments are only $2 a month. And the first nine payments are made to me?" Keep doing this until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading

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Until recently, I thought the T in LGBT stood for thespian. ...Continue Reading

I used to wonder why the IRS doesn't have a Department of Sleaze, Crime, and General Misconduct. Then it hit me: these things are standard general practice with them. A separate department doesn't make sense. ...Continue Reading