July 14th 2025 EDT
Laboratory researchers are starting to use IRS employees instead of rats, now. There are two reasons for this: 1. They don't feel as bad if the experiment causes pain or suffering. 2. There are some things even a rat won't do. ...Continue Reading
July 13th 2025 EDT
He wears glasses during math because it improves division. ...Continue Reading
July 12th 2025 EDT
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. ...Continue Reading
July 11th 2025 EDT
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. ...Continue Reading
July 10th 2025 EDT
Interrupt and say, "I would really like to describe my last bowel movement in detail. Do you have 20 minutes?" After his response, say, "I don't have time to listen about your crap either." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
July 8th 2025 EDT
I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. When I checked on him later he had only done numbers 1, 3, and 5 from the list. Turns out he does only odd jobs. ...Continue Reading
July 7th 2025 EDT
IRS:Where Hatred RulesandCompassion is Dead ...Continue Reading
July 6th 2025 EDT
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. ...Continue Reading
July 5th 2025 EDT
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers ...Continue Reading
July 4th 2025 EDT
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." ...Continue Reading
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