CleanJokes Archives

 

IRS Mother

March 10th 2025 EDT

Three pregnant women were knitting sweaters for their soon-to-arrive babies, and chatting. The first one said to the others, "I'm taking folic acid, so my baby will be healthy and have a robust immune system." The second said, "Oh, I'm taking lots of calcium so my baby will be strong and grow tall." The third one, an IRS employee, said, "I'm taking Thalidomide." The others reacted, of course, with horror. "Thalidomide! Why would you take that?" "I don ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #29

March 9th 2025 EDT

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #28

March 8th 2025 EDT

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth # 27

March 7th 2025 EDT

What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #260

March 6th 2025 EDT

Suddenly interrupt and say in a whisper, "Did you hear that? It sounds like someone just broke into my house." Wait a few seconds, during which the caller will strain to hear. Then scream at the top of your lungs, "Help! Police! Please don't kill me!" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #277

March 4th 2025 EDT

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #238

March 3rd 2025 EDT

IRS:Now HiringLow-Life Butt SlimeWhackos Who Enjoy Hurting People ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #26

March 2nd 2025 EDT

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #25

March 1st 2025 EDT

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #24

February 28th 2025 EDT

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas  Jefferson ...Continue Reading
  • This mailing list is a public mailing list - anyone may join or leave, at any time.
  • This mailing list is announce-only.

These jokes are generally "rated G".

Privacy Policy:

We don't share your information with anybody or use it to sell you anything. This is just a joke list.