January 7th 2025 EST
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading
January 6th 2025 EST
IRS:Where MoralityGoes to Die ...Continue Reading
January 5th 2025 EST
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw ...Continue Reading
January 4th 2025 EST
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill ...Continue Reading
January 3rd 2025 EST
The Vegetable in Chief is now infamous for simply wandering off. He has no clue where he is, where he's been, or where he's going. But the rest of us know where he's taken us. Cue in Cher, "If I could turn back timeā¦." ...Continue Reading
January 2nd 2025 EST
In a comforting voice say, "I'm not one of those people who insults scum like you for trying to rip off other people over the phone. Just so you know." ...Continue Reading
January 1st 2025 EST
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December 31st 2024 EST
My son was chewing on wires, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly. ...Continue Reading
December 29th 2024 EST
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
December 28th 2024 EST
The phrase "Christmas gift" is an oxymoron. A gift, by definition, is something you give to another person without being compensated. At Christmas, people "give" so-called "gifts" while expecting something of similar value in return. The whole process defies logic. People send you crap you don't want, and you go spend 2 hours in line at a store standing behind people who are cutting turkey farts, just so you can get a refund. And the other person is doing the same. Why not just send e ...Continue Reading
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