Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "What did you say your name is, again?" Then spell it very slowly. Keep focusing on the name. "Is that Irish?" Spell the name again, and get it wrong. Then ask, "Who did you say I am?" Do the spelling thing all over again. ...Continue Reading

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Have you heard about the group called D.A.M.? That's Mothers Against Dyslexia. ...Continue Reading

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with 'Yiddishisms'. ...Continue Reading

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. ...Continue Reading

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. ...Continue Reading

Say, "When did you eat lunch?" Once he answers say, "Well here comes my lunch back up because you telemarketers make me sick." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. ...Continue Reading

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My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading