February 16th 2025 EDT
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
February 15th 2025 EDT
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill ...Continue Reading
February 14th 2025 EDT
- Ronald Reagan ...Continue Reading
February 13th 2025 EDT
Keep referring to some nonexistent discount he never mentioned. "Tell me again how I get 50% off" even though he never told you about any such discount to begin with. ...Continue Reading
February 11th 2025 EDT
A newspaper reported, "The police told the suspect to drop the gun several times.” So is that 5 or 10 or more times the suspect had to drop the gun? ...Continue Reading
February 10th 2025 EDT
With all their downright psychopathic behavior, personal enrichment scams, illegal raids, illegal seizures, rampant stealing, and moral depravity, what "service" does the Internal Revenue "Service" actually do? Plague would be a much more accurate word than service. When we consider their hugely negative effect on the economy, maybe we should leave out the idea of revenue, too. The IRS is revenue negative for the federal govt, and it is profoundly revenue negative for IRS victims on a daily basi ...Continue Reading
February 9th 2025 EDT
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. - Anonymous ...Continue Reading
February 8th 2025 EDT
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain (1866) ...Continue Reading
February 7th 2025 EDT
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! - Pericles (430 B.C.) ...Continue Reading
February 6th 2025 EDT
Ask, "Did Joe Biden sniff your hair when you were a kid? Is that why you turned out this way?" ...Continue Reading
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