May 26th 2025 EDT
Useless AgencyStaffed By DefectivePsychopaths ...Continue Reading
May 25th 2025 EDT
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. ...Continue Reading
May 24th 2025 EDT
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2025 EDT
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. ...Continue Reading
May 22nd 2025 EDT
Interrupt with, "Excuse me while I throw up." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. Come back to the conversation, then repeat. Keep doing that until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
May 21st 2025 EDT
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May 20th 2025 EDT
I use a thesaurus because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. ...Continue Reading
May 18th 2025 EDT
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...Continue Reading
May 17th 2025 EDT
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ...Continue Reading
May 16th 2025 EDT
Hippo fart, a 15 second blasthttps://x.com/i/status/1921578540291490110 ...Continue Reading
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