May 15th 2025 EDT
Respond with, "Didn't you just call me yesterday?" Keep on this line of BS. "I know it was you." and "I recognize your voice, you have an extra slimey undertone." ...Continue Reading
May 14th 2025 EDT
Ray GunnJoe KingSimon Swindells ...Continue Reading
May 13th 2025 EDT
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus. Now I'm impecunious. ...Continue Reading
May 12th 2025 EDT
IRS:Jobs for theCriminallyInsane ...Continue Reading
May 11th 2025 EDT
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. ...Continue Reading
May 10th 2025 EDT
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. ...Continue Reading
May 9th 2025 EDT
- On a delicatessen wall: "Our best is none too good." ...Continue Reading
May 8th 2025 EDT
When he pauses, ask, "So are you going to vote for Reagan or Carter?" ...Continue Reading
May 7th 2025 EDT
Barb DwyerStan StillJustin Case ...Continue Reading
May 6th 2025 EDT
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns, just like the ones grammar used to bake. ...Continue Reading
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