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Biden Jokes: The Complete Collection

January 24th 2025 EDT

Biden Jokes: The Complete CollectionOn Monday the 20th of January, our national hero rightfully resumed office and began using that office to repair America instead of destroy America.During the four year communist occupation with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of these jokes. It's a big collection, now. As promised, I am sending all of them at once so you can have some laughs about the Biden travesty during the early stages of our ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #254

January 23rd 2025 EDT

Interrupt the telescammer and ask, "Did you say your name is Jim Russo?" Keep doing this, it will drive him nuts. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #4

January 22nd 2025 EDT

Hugo MeinutzWon Hung LoRhea Tardo ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #271

January 21st 2025 EDT

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #235

January 20th 2025 EDT

IRS:Now HiringEven MoreUseless People   But Trump will stop this! ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #9

January 19th 2025 EDT

Giving money and  power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage  boys. - P.J. O'Rourke,  Civil Libertarian ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #8

January 18th 2025 EDT

Foreign aid might  be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University ...Continue Reading

Masking

January 17th 2025 EDT

Is it merely a coincidence that the mask fetish started when the head of Biden Crime Family became POTUS? ******* This is the last Joe Biden joke because we have at long last arrived at the end of this nightmare. On Monday, our national hero will rightfully resume office and begin using that office to repair America instead of destroy America. During this communist experiment with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of the ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #253

January 16th 2025 EDT

When the telescammer asks you the first question, say, "I'm not from Mississippi". When he responds to that, very slowly spell it out. He should hang up before you get to the second i. If you get to the end, then say, "I'm not from Arkansas either." ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #270

January 14th 2025 EDT

My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. ...Continue Reading
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