January 13th 2025 EDT
Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us. We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading
January 12th 2025 EDT
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading
January 11th 2025 EDT
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy ...Continue Reading
January 10th 2025 EDT
Biden has fully embraced DEI: Division, Extremists, and Inflation. ...Continue Reading
January 9th 2025 EDT
Keep asking, "When is the last time you took a dump? I think you are overdue." ...Continue Reading
January 8th 2025 EDT
Hugh Mungus Sum Yun GaiRick Etz ...Continue Reading
January 7th 2025 EDT
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading
January 6th 2025 EDT
IRS:Where MoralityGoes to Die ...Continue Reading
January 5th 2025 EDT
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw ...Continue Reading
January 4th 2025 EDT
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill ...Continue Reading
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