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(j)New Zealand Vacation

January 13th 2025 EDT

Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us.  We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #7

January 12th 2025 EDT

 Democracy must be  something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for  dinner. - James Bovard, Civil  Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #6

January 11th 2025 EDT

A liberal is  someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon  Liddy ...Continue Reading

DEI

January 10th 2025 EDT

Biden has fully embraced DEI:  Division, Extremists, and Inflation. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #252

January 9th 2025 EDT

Keep asking, "When is the last time you took a dump? I think you are overdue." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #2

January 8th 2025 EDT

Hugh Mungus Sum Yun GaiRick Etz ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #269

January 7th 2025 EDT

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #234

January 6th 2025 EDT

IRS:Where MoralityGoes to Die ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #5

January 5th 2025 EDT

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of  Paul. - George Bernard  Shaw ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #4

January 4th 2025 EDT

I contend that for  a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston  Churchill ...Continue Reading
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