November 27th 2024 EST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39L3fpGhsI ...Continue Reading
November 26th 2024 EST
https://twitter.com/i/status/1857712780427874785 ...Continue Reading
November 25th 2024 EST
IRS:Viciously HurtingInnocent PeopleSince 1917 ...Continue Reading
November 24th 2024 EST
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading
November 23rd 2024 EST
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
November 22nd 2024 EST
He is the only POTUS whose foreign policy is to alienate our allies and encourage illegal aliens to cross our border. ...Continue Reading
November 21st 2024 EST
Interrupt and say, "It's entertaining to be phoned by some random retard. Do they make you wear clown make-up? ...Continue Reading
November 20th 2024 EST
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John Adams ...Continue Reading
November 19th 2024 EST
Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading
November 18th 2024 EST
Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading
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