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 Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

This little snippet is becoming common in the workplace, as people mull over working like dogs and still being broke: "After you take a Joe, don't forget to wipe your Biden." ...Continue Reading

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."  "OK. Let me see what's left."  He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.  "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?"  The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minute ...Continue Reading

An elderly gentleman was reading his recovery-room record at the hospital where I work.  He looked quite concerned at one notation.  "I know I was in a bit of a muddle, but I didn't realize I was that bad," he said to me apologetically. "I hope I didn't offend anyone."  He was greatly relieved when I explained the acronym in question meant "Short Of Breath" and not what he thought. ...Continue Reading

The preacher said, "There's no such thing as a perfect woman. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up."  Nobody stood up.  "Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up."  One elderly gentleman stood up.  "Are you honestly saying you knew an absolutely perfect man?" he asked, somewhat amazed.  "Well now, I didn't know him personally," replied the little old man, "but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first ...Continue Reading

Biden is so stupid, his name has become a synonym for stupid. "That was a Joe Biden thing to do." ...Continue Reading

Ask, "Does your boss know you're calling me?" Then reply to his reply with, "Why are you calling me?" Do it in a really creepy voice. It works great! ...Continue Reading

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.  For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.  He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invi ...Continue Reading

The past, present, and future walk into a room and it gets really tense. ...Continue Reading