The story starts out in the usual way. A man on a beach finds a bottle. Except here, he's a cowboy (don't ask). Then we get to the genie part. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust ...Continue Reading

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995) ...Continue Reading

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

The ultimate  result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with  fools. - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)   ...Continue Reading

Keep interrupting and asking about the weather where he is. Ask the same question each time. "So how's the weather where you are?" ...Continue Reading

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NASA announced a new policy "to deal with UFOs going forward.”  So what if the UFO is going backwards? ...Continue Reading

IRS:We are theGestapoon Steroids ...Continue Reading

 The only  difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves  the skin. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.  The inherent  blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston  Churchill   ...Continue Reading