Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise find a cure for the disease known as "IRS," thereby doing the job that an overpaid criminal CONgress should have done decades ago, in "Slime Trek." ...Continue Reading

 One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.  Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!  As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"  &quo ...Continue Reading

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressi ...Continue Reading

Remember the old slogan, "When EF Hutton speaks, people listen?" When Joe Biden speaks, people wonder. -- What did that doddering old fool just say? Does even he know? ...Continue Reading

Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading

Forget about ghosts and goblins. Joe Biden is our President! That is super-scary, considering not just the damage he's already done but the fact that he was installed by blatantly obvious fraud and everyone charged with the responsibility to stop such a thing let it happen. ...Continue Reading

A man with a woman strapped to his back shows up at a Halloween costume party.The host asks, "I don't get your costume. What did you come as?"The man replies,"I came as a snail."The host snickers and says, "What about her?"The man replies, "She's Michelle". ...Continue Reading

Two brothers, Jim and Jason, had been going to the same Halloween party every year for the past 40 years. They were noted for their originality in "figure out what I am" costumes. In fact, this was now a regular contest. The first person to figure out what they both were would get a prize--assuming that happened within the two-hour time limit. Most years, it didn't. Jim and Jason walked around the party for two hours, carrying a coffee can with a slot in the lid. People would wink and drop in their ballot ...Continue Reading

During the 2020 election, Joe Biden set our expectations. We didn't expect he would "win", but then we didn't expect all those mail-in votes to come in after the polls closed in the swing states and we didn't expect 93% of them to be for Biden. We did expect him to be a bumbling fool, and on that score he has delivered what we expected. ...Continue Reading

Dave looked down at the papers in front of him, then looked up. "I see you people are all set for Halloween." The person he spoke to asked, "How do you mean?" "You may not be dressed up, but there's no mistaking you for vampires. I've never met such blood suckers in all my life. When my kids ask for Halloween costumes this year, I'm going to bring them to your office to see what real monsters look like." With that, Dave rose from his chair and left the IRS offices. ...Continue Reading