May 24th 2026 EDT
What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds, including the urn. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2026 EDT
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ...Continue Reading
May 22nd 2026 EDT
A history teacher asks a class full of kids - "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last white man to be called Winston!" ...Continue Reading
May 21st 2026 EDT
Interrupt and ask if he can ship you a box of condoms. Then just pause. ...Continue Reading
May 19th 2026 EDT
When I was very young, I thought both the universe and stupidity were finite. Astronomers have proven the first to be false, and Democrats have proven the second to be false. ...Continue Reading
May 18th 2026 EDT
There Are Facts Then There is the IRS Version ...Continue Reading
May 17th 2026 EDT
The City of Redmond, WA bought a new fleet of snowplows and asked the locals for names for the plows. Here is a sample of what came back: Scoop Dogg Control + Salt + Delete Snow Be Gone Kenobi The Big Leplowski Betty Whiteout ...Continue Reading
May 16th 2026 EDT
Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm......, five?" ...Continue Reading
May 14th 2026 EDT
Partway into the "conversation" ask him who it is he was calling. If he says your name, apologize and say that you are [make up a name similar to yours]. Let him stammer out something, then hang up. ...Continue Reading
May 12th 2026 EDT
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ...Continue Reading
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