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Politically incorrect joke, #3

May 24th 2026 EDT

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds, including the urn. ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #2

May 23rd 2026 EDT

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #1

May 22nd 2026 EDT

A history teacher asks a class full of kids - "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last white man to be called Winston!" ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #402

May 21st 2026 EDT

Interrupt and ask if he can ship you a box of condoms. Then just pause. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #330

May 19th 2026 EDT

When I was very young, I thought both the universe and stupidity were finite. Astronomers have proven the first to be false, and Democrats have proven the second to be false. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #270

May 18th 2026 EDT

There Are Facts Then There is the IRS Version ...Continue Reading

(j)Plow Namers

May 17th 2026 EDT

The City of Redmond, WA bought a new fleet of snowplows and asked the locals for names for the plows. Here is a sample of what came back: Scoop Dogg Control + Salt + Delete Snow Be Gone Kenobi The Big Leplowski Betty Whiteout ...Continue Reading

(j)West Virginia Math

May 16th 2026 EDT

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm......, five?" ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #401

May 14th 2026 EDT

Partway into the "conversation" ask him who it is he was calling. If he says your name, apologize and say that you are [make up a name similar to yours]. Let him stammer out something, then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #329

May 12th 2026 EDT

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ...Continue Reading
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