IRS: Devastating the Defenseless Since 1917 ...Continue Reading

A priest and a rabbi are eating lunch at a restaurant, when the priest starts to tease his old friend. "This baked ham is delicious. So much better than your egg salad sandwich. I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden. Now tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to just relax a little and try it?" The rabbi says, "At your wedding." ...Continue Reading

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket" The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" the wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying p ...Continue Reading

Say, "Full disclosure. I work in the IRS fraud department and you are speaking on a recorded line. Please state your full name and spell your last name." If they haven't hung up by now, ask for their Social Security number. ...Continue Reading

A naked man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you getting?" The man replies, "A draft". ...Continue Reading

IRS: Where Mental Illness is a Job Requirement ...Continue Reading

Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands from shaking! Doc: Do you drink a lot? Not really. I spill most of it. ...Continue Reading

Question: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? Answer: You can unscrew a light bulb. ...Continue Reading

The bank manager noticed the new clerk was an idiot at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your finance education?" he asked. "Yale," replied the lad. "And what's your name?" barked the manager. "Yim Yohnston," he replied. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "So what part of India are you from?" Do this regardless of the caller's accent. Unless he sounds like he's from India. Then ask him what part of Boston he is from. ...Continue Reading