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(j)Great Truth #14

February 2nd 2025 EDT

In general, the  art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire  (1764) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #13

February 1st 2025 EDT

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J.  O'Rourke   ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #12

January 31st 2025 EDT

I don't make  jokes.  I just watch the government and report the  facts. - Will  Rogers ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #255

January 30th 2025 EDT

When he pauses for a breath, ask, "What size diapers do you wear?" ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #272

January 28th 2025 EDT

Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study. His brother Frank was an absolute monster. ...Continue Reading

The IRS Genie...

January 27th 2025 EDT

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. Immediately, he starts thinking of his three wishes. But life does not work that way with the IRS ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #11

January 26th 2025 EDT

Government's view  of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it.  And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan  (1986)   ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #10

January 25th 2025 EDT

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of  everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat,  French economist(1801-1850) ...Continue Reading

Biden Jokes: The Complete Collection

January 24th 2025 EDT

Biden Jokes: The Complete CollectionOn Monday the 20th of January, our national hero rightfully resumed office and began using that office to repair America instead of destroy America.During the four year communist occupation with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of these jokes. It's a big collection, now. As promised, I am sending all of them at once so you can have some laughs about the Biden travesty during the early stages of our ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #254

January 23rd 2025 EDT

Interrupt the telescammer and ask, "Did you say your name is Jim Russo?" Keep doing this, it will drive him nuts. ...Continue Reading
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