February 2nd 2025 EDT
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire (1764) ...Continue Reading
February 1st 2025 EDT
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke ...Continue Reading
January 31st 2025 EDT
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers ...Continue Reading
January 30th 2025 EDT
When he pauses for a breath, ask, "What size diapers do you wear?" ...Continue Reading
January 28th 2025 EDT
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study. His brother Frank was an absolute monster. ...Continue Reading
January 27th 2025 EDT
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. Immediately, he starts thinking of his three wishes. But life does not work that way with the IRS ...Continue Reading
January 26th 2025 EDT
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan (1986) ...Continue Reading
January 25th 2025 EDT
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) ...Continue Reading
January 24th 2025 EDT
Biden Jokes: The Complete CollectionOn Monday the 20th of January, our national hero rightfully resumed office and began using that office to repair America instead of destroy America.During the four year communist occupation with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of these jokes. It's a big collection, now. As promised, I am sending all of them at once so you can have some laughs about the Biden travesty during the early stages of our ...Continue Reading
January 23rd 2025 EDT
Interrupt the telescammer and ask, "Did you say your name is Jim Russo?" Keep doing this, it will drive him nuts. ...Continue Reading
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