Hugo MeinutzWon Hung LoRhea Tardo ...Continue Reading

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Now HiringEven MoreUseless People   But Trump will stop this! ...Continue Reading

Giving money and  power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage  boys. - P.J. O'Rourke,  Civil Libertarian ...Continue Reading

Foreign aid might  be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University ...Continue Reading

Is it merely a coincidence that the mask fetish started when the head of Biden Crime Family became POTUS? ******* This is the last Joe Biden joke because we have at long last arrived at the end of this nightmare. On Monday, our national hero will rightfully resume office and begin using that office to repair America instead of destroy America. During this communist experiment with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of the ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer asks you the first question, say, "I'm not from Mississippi". When he responds to that, very slowly spell it out. He should hang up before you get to the second i. If you get to the end, then say, "I'm not from Arkansas either." ...Continue Reading

My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. ...Continue Reading

Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us.  We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading

 Democracy must be  something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for  dinner. - James Bovard, Civil  Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading