October 11th 2024 EST
There are actually people who believe Joe Biden is not a complete screw-up. And they walk among us. ...Continue Reading
October 10th 2024 EST
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?A: A blood vessel Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?A. Count Duckula Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?A. They boo-kle their seatbelts Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?A: Don't spook until you're spooken to. ...Continue Reading
October 9th 2024 EST
Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?A: An amoeboo! Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?A: By blood vessels. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?A: He was repossessed. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?A: A BOO-logna sandwich. ...Continue Reading
October 8th 2024 EST
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?A: To the dead sea Q: What is Transylvania?A: Dracula's terror-tory Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?A: Pumpkin PiA: But if you divide the diameter by the circumference, you get inverted pumpkin pi! Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?A: He didn't have the guts. ...Continue Reading
October 7th 2024 EST
Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? A: It's good for the bones Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? A: White Pillowcases Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: SquashQ: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away Q: What was the witches' favorite subject in school? A: Spelling Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffinQ: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank ...Continue Reading
October 6th 2024 EST
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A. A cereal killer Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly? A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M & M's.Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin!Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet? A. With a pumpkin patch.Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang? A. His other fang. Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween? A: Twick or Tweet Q: What did the little ghost have in hi ...Continue Reading
October 5th 2024 EST
Q. What do witches put on their hair? A. Scare sprayQ. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bamboo Q. What's a haunted chicken? A. A poultry-geistQ. Why did the monster eat a light bulb? A. Because he was in need of a light snack Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster? Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A. Boo boos Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin ...Continue Reading
October 4th 2024 EST
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?A. No body Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?A. Bone appetit!Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A. His ghoul friend. Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? A. Benjamin FrankensteinQ. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. Ice Scream Q. What's a monster's favorite play? A. ...Continue Reading
October 4th 2024 EST
Brainless Biden's appearance on The View confirmed his mental decline reached a truly scary level because the audience for that show are all stupid in the extreme. ...Continue Reading
October 3rd 2024 EST
***Keep your kids safe, this year. Don't let them trick or treat at the homes of known IRS employees.*** ...Continue Reading
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