Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Now HiringLow-Life Butt SlimeWhackos Who Enjoy Hurting People ...Continue Reading

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. ...Continue Reading

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop ...Continue Reading

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas  Jefferson ...Continue Reading

Interrupt him every few seconds and ask, "Did you say you're with the mortgage company?" Change it up to the vacuum cleaner company, the lawncare service, etc. ...Continue Reading

An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true. ...Continue Reading

The story starts out in the usual way. A man on a beach finds a bottle. Except here, he's a cowboy (don't ask). Then we get to the genie part. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust ...Continue Reading

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995) ...Continue Reading

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading