Wait for the sales pitch to stop, then say, "Did you know that 21% of people in your line of work become incontinent by age 55 and roughly half of them have a major accident in a public place?" ...Continue Reading

Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ...Continue Reading

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartenders asks, "Oliver or twist?" ...Continue Reading

IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading

Joe Biden has delusions of adequacy. ...Continue Reading

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. ...Continue Reading

1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. ...Continue Reading

Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink When he sees a guy close by with yalmakah and payos, he doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.  So he shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there." Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling, and waves to him and says, "Thank you." This infuriates him and in a l ...Continue Reading

Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "You should go to an Italian deli, get a carton of spimoni, add rat poison to it, and eat it. You'd be doing the world a favor." ...Continue Reading