Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. ...Continue Reading

Another wooden ball! Why can't the makers of avocadoes put a different toy inside? ...Continue Reading

IRS:Your Innocence Is NotConsidered ...Continue Reading

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? ...Continue Reading

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army. ...Continue Reading

The communists impeached Trump four times. At the end of his first term, we had the lowest unemployment in 50 years, the rate of inflation was decreasing, we were energy-independent, we met our CO2 targets, peace was being brokered in the Middle East, Russia stayed out of Ukraine, and businesses were growing. All of the opposite is true now after 3 years of Biden. And yet, not a single impeachment. I wish I were joking ...Continue Reading

When the scammer pauses, ask, "Did your parents take you to the zoo when you were a kid?" If YES, then "It's too bad the zoo refused to keep you." If NO, then "They should have done that and left you there." ...Continue Reading

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. ...Continue Reading

I became an elementary math teacher so I could make the little things count. ...Continue Reading

Two IRS agents are resting up after rendering yet another innocent person homeless. One turns to the other and says, "That's another person who'll be without shelter this winter instead of thinking of tax shelters." ...Continue Reading