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What were the parents thinking, names #2

January 8th 2025 EDT

Hugh Mungus Sum Yun GaiRick Etz ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #269

January 7th 2025 EDT

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #234

January 6th 2025 EDT

IRS:Where MoralityGoes to Die ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #5

January 5th 2025 EDT

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of  Paul. - George Bernard  Shaw ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #4

January 4th 2025 EDT

I contend that for  a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston  Churchill ...Continue Reading

Wandering Man

January 3rd 2025 EDT

The Vegetable in Chief is now infamous for simply wandering off. He has no clue where he is, where he's been, or where he's going. But the rest of us know where he's taken us. Cue in Cher, "If I could turn back time…." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #251

January 2nd 2025 EDT

In a comforting voice say, "I'm not one of those people who insults scum like you for trying to rip off other people over the phone. Just so you know." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #1

January 1st 2025 EDT

Tim BurrJacques IccheJack Aughff ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #268

December 31st 2024 EDT

My son was chewing on wires, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly. ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #3

December 29th 2024 EDT

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.  But then I repeat  myself. - Mark  Twain   ...Continue Reading
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