The bell rings. The teacher starts class and 3 kids are late. Teacher says, "Why are you late?"The first kid replies, "I was on top of Rose Hill".Teacher: "OK, take a seat."The second kid walks in.Teacher: "Why are you late?"The kid replies, "I was on top of Rose Hill too".Teacher: "OK, take a seat."The third kid walks in.Teacher: "I guess, you were on top of Rose Hill?" The kid replies, "No, I am Rose Hill." ...Continue Reading

An oxymoron walks into a deli and orders fresh frozen jumbo shrimp. ...Continue Reading

Star Trek: Tax GenerationThe actors playing Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise return from their five-year voyage to find liens on their property and IRS agents hounding them in "Star Wreck". The script was based on the experiences of Wesley Snipes and Willie Nelson, not those of tax cheats Tim Geithner and Chuck Rangel (now both fabulously wealthy and free of any tax evasion consequences). Could also be called "Tax Trek". ...Continue Reading

No other Democrat has done so much to make so many registered Democrats become registered Republicans. Causing massive defections from the Democrat Party is the one thing he's done right. ...Continue Reading

Ask, "What high school did you go to?" No matter what the answer, sound like you know the place and ask about a fellow student. "Oh, yeah. Did you know Sunil Vanaswammy?" If you can't place the accent or can't think of a name quickly enough to match it, use Gary Johnson (unless that's your name, in which case use Bill Jones or Brenda Smith). Then start talking about this fake person. ...Continue Reading

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ...Continue Reading

IRS: WeGladlyRuin Lives ...Continue Reading

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. ...Continue Reading

Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. ...Continue Reading

I had a dog I named Joe Biden. He started slobbering and barking incoherently. It got worse and worse. It was awful to watch, and I eventually had to have him put down. (Heard around the DNC just before Kamala's nomination) ...Continue Reading