Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?It's okay. He woke up. ...Continue Reading

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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.  Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.  "Well," said the other brother, "you said ...Continue Reading

"I'd like the number for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator.  "There are multiple listings for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"  The young man hesitated a moment,  "Well, uh, most people call me Snake." ...Continue Reading

Team Biden: A perfect track record of abysmal performance and outright failure ...Continue Reading

Keep interjecting with, "Amen!" and "Say it again!" The caller from Pakistan will not understand the reference. Total confusion! ...Continue Reading

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."  "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!" ...Continue Reading

I bought a book titled "How To Scam People Online" about three months ago. It still hasn't arrived. ...Continue Reading

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello", I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter”?Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear “Get the right f***ing number!” and he slammed down the phone. I couldn't believe ...Continue Reading

The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked.  "John," the new guy replied.  The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - tha ...Continue Reading